Below is a full list of articles that have appeared on Ungentlemanly Conduct since it began in June 2010. Feel free to browse. It’s your dime, scheeeee.
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September 2010:
World, Shut Your Mouth: The next England manager will be decided in a couple of years. Can someone tell Harry and Big Sam, please?
Clinical Shooting: John Varley, who took the famous photo of Bobby Moore and Pele embracing, has died. UC pays tribute to his iconic image in the first of a series of articles on great football photography.
The Football Brain: Why Theo Walcott probably has one, as it happens. And is it really that important?
Reasons To Be Cheerful: Why getting carried away by England is far more fun than the dull thud of hopeless realism.
August 2010:
iNeville: Brother Phil’s iPhone app is put through its paces. Can you handle the excitement?
Adapt Or Die, Harry: Well, ‘die’ is probably a little over the top. The man won’t cork it simply from playing 4-4-2. But Spurs need to change tactics in Europe.
Liking Joey Barton: Yes, it’s dirty, and unmistakably wrong. But still.
Living In The Shadow: The extremely impressive achievements of Messrs Coyle and Allardyce.
Movement Of The People: Transfer dealings at Manchester City. A shambolic, distasteful merry-go-round or an ironic post-Abramovich art statement?
German Lessons: A few hours spent at Hansa Rostock as they cope with life in the third tier of German football.
July 2010:
Fear Of Change: Players, pundits and the culture of the status quo.
This Team Could Be Your Life: Ungentlemanly Conduct’s fantasy football domination plans revealed. Cower, virtual world.
Dangling Carrots: Joe Cole’s arrival at Liverpool may yet see Gerrard and Torres departing, regardless of their own intentions
Ten Tactical Insights Into The 2010 World Cup: Better analysis than the Castrol Index, Prozone and Andy Townsend’s Tactics Truck combined.
Team Of The World Cup: Some would say this is an exercise in futility, but it’s hard to resist.
The Small Matter of a World Cup Final: Spain end up boring yet another team into submission.
Falling In And Out Of Love: Luis Suarez’s handball – not that big a deal, and a quick look at the business end of the World Cup.
World Cup Quarter Finals Preview: A preview of the World Cup second round. Only joking. It’s a preview of the World Cup quarter finals.
June 2010:
We Will Fight Them On The Beaches. With Appalling Jingoism: The BBC and ITV’s laughably overblown views of all things English.
Impeccable Timing: Ungentlemanly Conduct launches properly. The world shrugs its shoulders and mumbles about the recession.
May 2010:
Sabotage: Just when you thought you couldn’t increase your hatred for the Daily Mail any further, they go and stitch up cuddly Lord ‘Dave’ Triesman.
Zola’s Lesson In Dignity: But you have to admit things would have been different in Ronnie and Reggie’s day.
Chelsea’s Triumph Demands Admiration: Rather gallingly.
The Race For The Best Underachiever: Spendthrifts Tottenham take the moral high ground against Man City. Incorrectly.
Hawkers Of The World Cup, Unite!: Distasteful clamouring for corporate schlong. Not surprising, but still worth moaning about.
League One Goes To The Wire: Everything you wanted to know about the final day of the season but were too afraid or disinterested to ask.
April 2010:
Impressive Fulham Came Of Age Six Months Ago: And just to prove it, here are some witterings.
Probably The Greatest Team In The World: Inter provide one of the best defensive performances in recent years.
You Have Been Watching: A summer of television pain awaits.
