
Communication. Wonderful tool, isn’t it? Look at young Michael, above. He’s waving his hands all over the place, screaming in the referee’s face and covering him with a healthy dose of teutonic spittle. And by doing all this he is showing us how to communicate. Want to be like Mike?
Of course you do! If you need to get in touch with me about anything simply type your insults into the comment box below and I’ll endeavour to ignore them. The best one will eventually receive an unsigned dog-eared copy of Lev Yashin’s spectacular autobiography Ты́ съел печенье? in about a decade’s time.
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